A Miracle?

For more than two weeks now my wife and I have been using the same flattened Colgate Total 6.3 oz tube of gel toothpaste. Each time we press at any point along its length, somewhere, somehow, another bit of gel blurts out to be spread on the toothbrush. I'm starting to think this Colgate tube is like one of those incandescent lightbulbs, the one in ten gazillion that glows year after year, eight hours a day or more, a freak of nature or science. Or, like the more-or-less annual miracle tortilla in Mexico, is that the face of Jesus that I see forming on it in the white space between the "e" of "Colgate" and the "Total"?